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EACH JAM WILL RUN UNTIL THAT WEEKS CHARACTER HAS A FAIR AMOUNT OF ENTRIESName twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any random order.
1) Sweden
2) Germany
3) Prussia
4) Iceland
5) England
6) Greece
7) Spain
8) America
9) Norway
10) Romano
11) Russia
12) Japan
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
England and Romano? Never read one but I do know that it exists.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Hahaha ~ I put him here in this spot just so I could confirm the utter hotness of Prussia |D
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF .... I could see Greece walking out to find his next sexual conquest or take a nap and forgot to come back ... and violent hormonal mama bear Sweden trying to eat Finland ... FFFFFFFFFFFFFF *sputter* Id read that
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
N-no ... Ive never read a fic about Norway .... I should find one though! Someone gimme a good one about Norway?
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
FFFFFFFFFF MORE LULZ ... Spain and Germany get sick of their respective brat Italys and get it on with each other XDDD .... Fssssh Oh the hilarity
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
ICELAND/NORWAY ... only because Americas ass belongs to England
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
P-prussia and America? .... *headdesk* Why does that sound oddly appealing ummm WHy would Spain care though hed probably say something completely off topic about love and tomatoes then rememeber he hadnt eaten one in a OVER 25 MINUTES blasphemy and leave
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Germany's sick and tired of Greece's lazy indulgent ways and thinks its high time someone got him to takes things a bit more seriously [warnings: abusive sadistic exercise]
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
FFFFFFFF Nothing with Romano is fluffy no matter how much adorable Iceland you throw in there.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Iron Gaze"
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11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
"Prussia sounds like Russia ... Isnt that lovely coincidence Prussia-san ... it seems you are destined by fate itself to become one with me"
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Lame Het is Lame
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Umm .... Jeeeez I suck with Songs .... "I iss You" by Blink 182 ???
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Incest and Violence. Emoing Greece as he gets left of the fun because Germany and Prussia argue over whos more dominant.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
HEROES DONT NEED PICK UP LINES! *proceeds to sex England on the bar counter*
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
He rolled his fist across his opposite hand, the knuckles popped in succession. The idle show of irritation barely catches the attention of the one causing it as he slows his insesent babbling but only for a second. Suddenly the fist reeled back before launching forward with the force of the whole Nation behind it. It made contact, like a wrecking ball, with flesh.
As soon as he was hit, he stumbled and his head whipped to the side. He staggered and tripped up on his own feet and was sent crashing to the floor, his glasses sent skidding across the smooth concrete of the floor in the janitorial closet he had been dragged into.
"Romano! What the Hell was th-" before he could finish the collar of his shirt was roughly grabbed and he was shoved into the nearest wall. A grunt escapes him as he back stings against the metal pipe fell into. Then, the wrecking ball strikes again, this time a swift blow meets his stomach and he slides to the floor with a groan of pain as he wraps his arms around his sore muscles.
"Thats for forcing me to eat your god damned fucking french fries America!" The shrill angry voice echoed off the bare walls as he bent down and grabbed America's collar again a burning glare aimed right at him. The voice, much lower now, filled with a dark emotion that's clearly reflected in his eyes, "B-because of you- you sick potato loving jackass- you and you're damn french fries," he trails off the stare darker than ever.
America was brave, as any good hero should be, but now even he would admit the usually weak looking Italian was pretty intimidating. Before his thoughts got any farther he was forced back into the wall, a valve on a nearby pipe digging into his back painfully, as a pair of Italian lips crushed hard against his own. His mind, it stopped, as if it had had a head-on collisson with a building.
The kisses was long and rough, filled with force and determination. It lacked everything else though. Everything that made a kiss good. It had no passion, it had no love, not even some insane one sided lust was present. It was just wet Italian lips pressed against shocked American ones.
The kiss lasted a long while, but America did not protest. Not because he enjoyed. Dear god, not because he enjoyed it. It was because of the close proximity in which a certain Italian knee resided and the threatening angle at which it was pointed towards his crotch.
So he did not protest once, not even when a tongue raided his mouth, he almost did, but he chose the safety of his junk over the cleanliness of his mouth.
When he finally pulled away, he was still glaring daggers at America, but a new look had replaced the dark angered look. It had been replaced with a flushed and embarassed one, though the anger was still there, probably more so than before. It wasn't untill he caught his breath did he speak an explain himself, in a hushed and grumpy voice. "Because of you, you and your damn french fries, all I crave is fucking potatoes and frenchfries! Since I don't have such terrible things in my country, this the only way I could fucking think of tasting them again!" He was angry and flustered his shoulder rising and falling with his heavy breathing.
Before America could utter a single syllable of protest against the ridiculous crap of an excuse he had just heard, Romano was upon him again, indulging on the taste of the french fries he had brought for that days lunch.
OH YEA I WENT THERE BITCHES ... first thing Ive written in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME. I mean a REALLY long time XD
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
" ... Hmmm its SSiesta time and Romano isn't in his room ... Why are you guys in Romano's room ... Are you joining him for Siesta too?"
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Iceland would umm ... Can anything seriously de flower Sweden .... and Iceland for that matter? Thats like sending a chihuahua up against a grizzly.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I know I do
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ummm Domo does ... Hetero bores me ... I mean its just normal life then where the kinky thrill?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I tried once ummm .. errr Iunno
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
FFFFFFFFFF I dont write .... and that would never work ... maybe.... Germany would probably like the being some total dominator over the two wimps.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"YUH-YUH J-JACK ASS THAT HURTS! DO IT AGAIN!"
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24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
FFFFFFFFFFFF When arent I .. no seriously Im reading one right now [USxUK]
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Cat-Ears
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Russia on Norway ... Umm Hed probably do always ... then make him one with Russia
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Prussia always wins
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Ffff Well I like the idea of Norway and Iceland it sounds cute so I think Norway made a good choice! as for the rest ... Jeez how LULZY is that! But jeez what to title this
"Nordic Exchange"
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would commit the Seppeku and draw a picture of England and America with my blood as I died. *DRAMATIC SCENE ENDS AS THE AUDIENCE APPLUADS*
HurrHurr 
Euphoric
Pirate
Sweet
